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» Nutcracker
(  Specjalista -1049) 
Nie Lip 11, 2010 14:30
Musical one
What will we get when we drop a grand piano down the mine shaft?
A-flat minor
What will we get when we drop a grand piano on a military area?
A-flat major
Hope sb will understand :))
Cheers
» Gość
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Nie Lip 11, 2010 22:44
nie wszyscy ukonczyli szkole muzyczna....
» Nutcracker
( Specjalista -1049)
Pon Lip 12, 2010 14:24
A - dzięk "a"
A-flat - dźwięk "as"
A-sharp - dźwięk "ais"
Natomiast MAJOR - to tonacja DUR, MINOR - tonacja MOL
Więc A-flat major - as dur; A-flat minor - as mol
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» Mozart
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Pon Lip 12, 2010 21:09
You're very clever
» Nutcracker
( Specjalista -1049)
Pon Lip 12, 2010 22:19
Aren't I!
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» ddante
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Pon Lip 12, 2010 23:09
Bwahahaha, oh my... Flat major :D Very good one xd
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» Dziamdziak
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Pon Lip 26, 2010 3:16
How do you get two piccolo players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.
» Dziamdziak
(Gość)
Pon Lip 26, 2010 3:19
What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless...
» Dziamdziak
(Gość)
Pon Lip 26, 2010 3:24
-Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!
-Now Johnny, you can't do both !
» Nutcracker
( Specjalista -1049)
Pon Lip 26, 2010 8:09
Nice :mrgreen:
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» Dziamdziak
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Pon Lip 26, 2010 11:54
Why guitars are better than women ?
You can share your Guitar with your friends.
Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
Why guitars are better than men ?
Guitars don't snore.
Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.
Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.
Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.
You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.
Guitars don't have to prove anything.
Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.
Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.
Guitars don't have egos.
You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.
Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.
Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash
on its fretboard.
» Dziamdziak
(Gość)
Pon Lip 26, 2010 12:01
A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn't improve.
Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said: "When a musician just can't handle his instrument and doesn't improve when given help, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer."
A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."
» Dziamdziak
(Gość)
Pon Lip 26, 2010 14:08
What is the difference between a drummer and a large pizza ?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
» Dziamdziak
(Gość)
Pon Lip 26, 2010 14:17
Why do musicians tour the most in the summer ?
So they can visit all their kids.
» Dziamdziak
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Pon Lip 26, 2010 14:43
What's the definition of a gentleman ?
One who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.
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