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» Nutcracker
(  Specjalista -1049) 
Pon Lip 26, 2010 15:10
These are really really good ones! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
» Dziamdziak
(Gość)
Wto Lip 27, 2010 11:30
What's the difference between a guitar and a tuna ?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish ..
» Dziamdziak
(Gość)
Wto Lip 27, 2010 11:59
How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They have machines to do that now.
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb ?
None...they just steal somebody else's light
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.
How many country & western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two to sing about the old one.
How many jazz musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Jazz musicians can't afford light bulbs.
How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?
Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
How many punk-rock musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: One to screw in the bulb and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.
How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the guitarist has to show him first
» Dziamdziak
(Gość)
Pią Lip 30, 2010 1:05
What does a guitar player and a sperm have in common ?
Both have about a 1-in-3 million chance of becoming a human being.
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Czw Paź 07, 2010 16:40
Re:Musical one
What's the differnce between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
/you have to plug one before it suck.
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