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» pawelxp
(Gość)
Pią Wrz 08, 2006 12:44
The CIA test
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!” The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.”
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”
The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
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» wandererpl
(Born-1)
Sro Wrz 20, 2006 20:02
very good :lol: !!!
» tere
(Fresh Member-33)
Czw Paź 05, 2006 20:28
mocne,hehehehehe :lol:
» Aru
(Newbie-19)
Wto Paź 10, 2006 23:56
Great indeed... ;)
Post more, post more. :]
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» KASIA881005
(Born-1)
Wto Gru 05, 2006 21:38
it was very very good..
8)
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» gori15
(Born-2)
Pią Sty 05, 2007 20:23
hehe
[ Dodano: Pią Sty 05, 2007 20:24 ]
hi
[ Dodano: Pią Sty 05, 2007 20:25 ]
what the hello??
[ Dodano: Pią Sty 05, 2007 20:48 ]
do yuo want write??
» Moria
(Born-3)
Czw Maj 31, 2007 12:31
brilliant
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» Luke
(Born-1)
Pią Cze 22, 2007 19:18
Haha. It's great:)
» roksa
(Occasional Member-95) 
Wto Lip 24, 2007 11:41
ver :lol: y funy
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» ewelqa111
(Newbie-12)
Sob Sie 04, 2007 16:09
Good :) / dobre:)
:lol: :lol: :D :shock: :)
» kadash
(Born-7)
Sro Sie 08, 2007 0:13
heh no ciekawe, kobita wziela se to do serca :) :D
» Jackson05
(Born-3)
Wto Sie 21, 2007 15:35
Nice verry funny :lol: :twisted: :twisted: it was a woman :wink:
» :)
(Gość)
Nie Sty 06, 2008 0:01
Splendid ;)
» Sylwia Lewkowicz
(Born-2)
Pią Lut 29, 2008 11:15
It is great!!!! You're impossible!
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