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» Primo
(  Specjalista -588) 
Wto Lut 19, 2008 22:28
:D That's a good one :!:
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» ozzy
( Specjalista -683)
Pią Lut 22, 2008 18:33
Boorish, brutal and chauvinist but... Definitely funny :p All my friends (except women find it funny:p)
Why do women have such short feet ?
So as to be closer to the sink.
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» Primo
( Specjalista -588)
Pią Lut 22, 2008 19:03
You're a bastard :!: :D :D :D The funniest ever!
Get ready for the all-against crusade :D
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» xoni
(Born-5)
Pon Lut 25, 2008 22:03
That is my favorite:
Two sausages are in a frying pan. One of them willing to chat says, "Gee, it's hot in here isn't it?"
And the other one says, "Unbelievable!!!!! A talking sausage!!!" :?
:D
» I_Win
(Occasional Member-57) 
Sro Kwi 23, 2008 21:49
-Knock,knock
-Who is there?
-Mary!
-Mary who?
-Merry Christmas !!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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» ozzy
( Specjalista -683)
Pią Kwi 25, 2008 21:46
A) Knock,knock
B) Who's there?
A) a satanist
B) I don't believe !
A) I swear to God !
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» Baron MonteC
(Devoted Member-437) 
Nie Kwi 27, 2008 11:20
Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. A Lickalotopuss
:twisted:
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Nie wiem, nie znam się, zarobiony jestem.
» ozzy
( Specjalista -683)
Wto Maj 06, 2008 17:43
Quotation of a day :PP I like it so much but I've forgotten who it was said by.
"Strong drink is dangerous. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss."
Termin na składanie pitów akurat dobiegl konca wiec cytat ten jest jak najbardziej up-to-date
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» Gość
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Sob Maj 10, 2008 23:25
When Wolfgang Pauli [physicist] got to Heaven, God greeted him and said:
- You were a good man and a great physicist. Is there anything I can do for you ?
- God, I'd like to know the secret of the structure of the world because I was trying to solve it for all my life.
God created chalk and a blackboard and wrote down few equations. Pauli took a look at equations and said what he used to say very often:
- Dummnkopf! [Idiot!]
» viola006
(Born-2)
Pon Maj 12, 2008 16:59
- Name?
- Abdul Anubi al-Dzabiri.
- Sex?
- Four times a week
- No, no, male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel...
» ozzy
( Specjalista -683)
Sob Maj 17, 2008 9:54
wife 'n her husband
W: Rob, tell me something sweet please
H: sorry, I'm very busy now
W: But Rob.. Tell me something sweet please...
H: Can't you see that I'm busy?!
W: I can but.. Tell me something sweet...........
H: HONEY !!! And get the fuck out of here now !!!
:pppppp
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» treasure 9
(Newbie-20)
Pią Maj 30, 2008 0:47
THe blond girl having sex and asking the guy:
You not having a HIV, aren't you?
no, why?
Cause I don't want to catch it again.
» w39206
(Newbie-12)
Nie Paź 19, 2008 13:54
Q: Who designed Noah's ark?
A: An architect ! :-P
» Gość
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Sro Cze 17, 2009 12:25
Question: What`s the diffirences between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
Answer: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
» E_Hawkins
(Occasional Member-53)
Czw Lut 02, 2012 20:44
An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jew and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
- I do not like Chinese.
The First Officer replies:
- Oooooh, you don't like Chinese? Why?
- You bombed Pearl harbor. That is why I do not like Chinese.
- Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbour. That Japanese, not Chinese.
- Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it does not matter, they are all alike.
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says:
- I don't like Jews.
- Why not? Why do not you like Jews?
- Jews sink Titanic.
- No, no. The Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.
- Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, it does not matter... all same.
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