Adventure III -A Case of Mistaken Identity
"My dear fellow."
said Sherlock Holmes as we sat on either side of the fire in his
lodgings at Baker Street, "life is infinitely stranger than
anything which the mind of man could invent. We would not dare to
conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of
existence. If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover
over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and peep in at the
queer things which are going on, the strange coincidences, the
plannings, the cross-purposes, the wonderful chains of events,
working through generation, and leading to the most outre
results, it would make all fiction with its conventionalities and
foreseen conclusions most stale and unprofitable. "
"And yet I am not convinced of
it," I answered. "The cases which come to light in the
papers are, as a rule, bald enough, and vulgar enough. We have in
our police reports realism pushed to its extreme limits, and yet
the result is, it must be confessed, neither fascinating nor
artistic."
"A certain selection and discretion
must be used in producing a realistic effect," remarked
Holmes. "This is wanting in the police report, where more
stress is laid, perhaps, upon the platitudes of the magistrate
than upon the details, which to an observer contain the vital
essence of the whole matter. Depend upon it, there is nothing so
unnatural as the commonplace."
I smiled and shook my head. "I can
quite understand your thinking so." I said. "Of course,
in your position of unofficial adviser and helper to everybody
who is absolutely puzzled, throughout three continents, you are
brought in contact with all that is strange and bizarre. But
here" -- I picked up the morning paper from the ground --
"let us put it to a practical test. Here is the first
heading upon which I come. 'A husband's cruelty to his wife.'
There is half a column of print, but I know without reading it
that it is all perfectly familiar to me. There is. of course, the
other woman, the drink, the push, the blow, the bruise, the
sympathetic sister or landlady. The crudest of writers could
invent nothing more crude."
"Indeed, your example is an
unfortunate one for your argument," said Holmes, taking the
paper and glancing his eye down it. "This is the Dundas
separation case, and, as it happens, I was engaged in clearing up
some small points in connection with it. The husband was a
teetotaler, there was no other woman, and the conduct complained
of was that he had drifted into the habit of winding up every
meal by taking out his false teeth and hurling them at his wife,
which, you will allow, is not an action likely to occur to the
imagination of the average story-teller. Take a pinch of snuff,
Doctor, and acknowledge that I have scored over you in your
example."
He held out his snuffbox of old gold,
with a great amethyst in the centre of the lid. Its splendour was
in such contrast to his homely ways and simple life that I could
not help commenting upon it.
"Ah," said he, "I forgot
that I had not seen you for some weeks. It is a little souvenir
from the King of Bohemia in return for my assistance in the case
of the Irene Adler papers."
"And the ring?" I asked,
glancing at a remarkable brilliant which sparkled upon his
finger.
"It was from the reigning family of
Holland, though the matter in which I served them was of such
delicacy that I cannot confide it even to you, who have been good
enough to chronicle one or two of my little problems."
"And have you any on hand just
now?" I asked with interest.
"Some ten or twelve, but none which
present any feature of interest. They are important, you
understand, without being interesting. Indeed, I have found that
it is usually in unimportant matters that there is a field for
the observation, and for the quick analysis of cause and effect
which gives the charm to an investigation. The larger crimes are
apt to be the simpler, for the bigger the crime thc more obvious,
as a rule, is the motive. In these cases, save for one rather
intricate matter which has been referred to me from Marseilles,
there is nothing which presents any features of interest. It is
possible, however, that I may have something better before very
many minutes are over, for this is one of my clients, or I am
much mistaken."
He had risen from his chair and was
standing between the parted blinds gazing down into the dull
neutral-tinted London street. Looking over his shoulder, I saw
that on the pavement opposite there stood a large woman with a
heavy fur boa round her neck, and a large curling red feather in
a broad-brimmed hat which was tilted in a coquettish Duchess of
Devonshire fashion over her ear. From under this great panoply
she peeped up in a nervous, hesitating fashion at our windows,
while her body oscillated backward and forward, and her fingers
fidgeted with her glove buttons. Suddenly, with a plunge, as of
the swimmer who leaves the bank, she hurried across the road, and
we heard the sharp clang of the bell.
"I have seen those symptoms
before," said Holmes, throwing his cigarette into the fire.
"Oscillation upon the pavement al- ways means an affaire
de coeur. She would like advice, but is not sure that the
matter is not too delicate for communication. And yet even here
we may discriminate. When a woman has been seriously wronged by a
man she no longer oscillates, and the usual symptom is a broken
bell wire. Here we may take it that there is a love matter, but
that the maiden is not so much angry as perplexed, or grieved.
But here she comes in person to resolve our doubts."
As he spoke there was a tap at the door,
and the boy in buttons. entered to announce Miss Mary Sutherland,
while the lady her- self loomed behind his small black figure
like a full-sailed merchant-man behind a tiny pilot boat.
Sherlock Holmes wel- comed her with the easy courtesy for which
he was remarkable, and, having closed the door and bowed her into
an armchair, he looked her over in the minute and yet abstracted
fashion which was peculiar to him.
"Do you not find," he said,
"that with your short sight it is a little trying to do so
much typewriting?"
"I did at first," she answered,
"but now I know where the letters are without looking."
Then, suddenly realizing the full purport of his words, she gave
a violent start and looked up, with fear and astonishment upon
her broad, good-humoured face. "You've heard about me, Mr.
Holmes," she cried, "else how could you know all
that?"
"Never mind," said Holmes,
laughing, "it is my business to know things. Perhaps I have
trained myself to see what others overlook. If not, why should
you come to consult me?"
"I came to you, sir, because I heard
of you from Mrs. Etherege, whose husband you found so easy when
the police and everyone had given him up for dead. Oh, Mr.
Holmes, I wish you would do as much for me. I'm not rich, but
still I have a hundred a year in my own right, besides the little
that I make by the machine, and I would give it all to know what
has become of Mr. Hosmer Angel."
"Why did you come away to consult me
in such a hurry?" asked Sherlock Holmes, with his
finger-tips together and his eyes to the ceiling.
Again a startled look came over the
somewhat vacuous face of Miss Mary Sutherland. "Yes, I did
bang out of the house," she said, "for it made me angry
to see the easy way in which Mr. Windibank -- that is, my father
-- took it all. He would not go to the police, and he would not
go to you, and so at last, as he would do nothing and kept on
saying that there was no harm done, it made me mad, and I just on
with my things and came right away to you."
"Your father," said Holmes,
"your stepfather, surely, since the name is different."
"Yes, my stepfather. I call him
father, though it sounds funny, too, for he is only five years
and two months older than myself. "
"And your mother is alive?"
"Oh, yes, mother is alive and well.
I wasn't best pleased, Mr. Holmes, when she married again so soon
after father's death, and a man who was nearly fifteen years
younger than herself. Father was a plumber in the Tottenham Court
Road, and he left a tidy business behind him, which mother
carried on with Mr. Hardy, the foreman; but when Mr. Windibank
came he made her sell the business, for he was very superior,
being a traveller in wines. They got 4700 pounds for the goodwill
and interest, which wasn't near as much as father could have got
if he had been alive."
I had expected to see Sherlock Holmes
impatient under this rambling and inconsequential narrative, but,
on the contrary he had listened with the greatest concentration
of attention.
"Your own little income," he
asked, "does it come out of the business?"
"Oh, no, sir. It is quite separate
and was left me by my uncle Ned in Auckland. It is in New Zealand
stock, paying 41/2 per cent. Two thousand five hundred pounds was
the amount, but I can only touch the interest."
"You interest me extremely,"
said Holmes. "And since you draw so large a sum as a hundred
a year, with what you earn into the bargain, you no doubt travel
a little and indulge yourself in every way. I believe that a
single lady can get on very nicely upon an income of about ?60
."
"I could do with much less than
that, Mr. Holmes, but you understand that as long as I live at
home I don't wish to be a burden to them, and so they have the
use of the money just while I am staying with them. Of course,
that is only just for the time. Mr. Windibank draws my interest
every quarter and pays it over to mother, and I find that I can
do pretty well with what I earn at typewriting. It brings me
twopence a sheet, and I can often do from fifteen to twenty
sheets in a day."
"You have made your position very
clear to me," said Holmes. "This is my friend, Dr.
Watson, before whom you can speak as freely as before myself.
Kindly tell us now all about your connection with Mr. Hosmer
Angel."
A flush stole over Miss Sutherland's
face, and she picked nervously at the fringe of her jacket.
"I met him first at the gasfitters' ball," she said.
"They used to send father tickets when he was alive, and
then afterwards they remembered us, and sent them to mother. Mr.
Windibank did not wish us to go. He never did wish us to go
anywhere. He would get quite mad if I wanted so much as to join a
Sunday-school treat. But this time I was set on going, and I
would go; for what right had he to prevent? He said the folk were
not fit for us to know, when all father's friends were to be
there. And he said that I had nothing fit to wear, when I had my
purple plush that I had never so much as taken out of the drawer.
At last, when nothing else would do, he went off to France upon
the business of the firm, but we went, mother and I, with Mr.
Hardy, who used to be our foreman, and it was there I met Mr.
Hosmer Angel."
"I suppose," said Holmes,
"that when Mr. Windibank came back from France he was very
annoyed at your having gone to the ball."
"Oh, well, he was very good about
it. He laughed, I remember, and shrugged his shoulders, and said
there was no use denying anything to a woman, for she would have
her way."
"I see. Then at the gasfitters' ball
you met, as I understand, a gentleman called Mr. Hosmer
Angel."
"Yes, sir. I met him that night, and
he called next day to ask if we had got home all safe, and after
that we met him -- that is to say, Mr. Holmes, I met him twice
for walks, but after that father came back again, and Mr. Hosmer
Angel could not come to the house any more."
"No?"
"Well, you know father didn't like
anything of the sort. He wouldn't have any visitors if he could
help it, and he used to say that a woman should be happy in her
own family circle. But then, as I used to say to mother, a woman
wants her own circle to begin with, and I had not got mine
yet."
"But how about Mr. Hosmer Angel? Did
he make no attempt to see you?"
"Well, father was going off to
France again in a week, and Hosmer wrote and said that it would
be safer and better not to see each other until he had gone. We
could write in the mean-time, and he used to write every day. I
took the letters in in the morning, so there was no need for
father to know."
"Were you engaged to the gentleman
at this time?"
"Oh, yes, Mr. Holmes. We were
engaged after the first walk that we took. Hosmer -- Mr. Angel --
was a cashier in an office in Leadenhall Street -- and --"
"What office?"
"That's the worst of it, Mr. Holmes,
I don't know."
"Where did he live, then?"
"He slept on the premises."
"And you don't know his address?''
"No -- except that it was Leadenhall
Street."
"Where did you address your letters,
then?"
"To the Leadenhall-street
Post-Office, to be left till called for. He said that if they
were sent to the office he would be chaffed by all the other
clerks about having letters from a lady, so I offered to
typewrite them, like he did his, but he wouldn't have that, for
he said that when I wrote them they seemed to come from me, but
when they were typewritten he always felt that the machine had
come between us. That will just show you how fond he was of me,
Mr. Holmes, and the little things that he would think of."
"It was most suggestive," said
Holmes. "It has long been an axiom of mine that the little
things are infinitely the most important. Can you remember any
other little things about Mr. Hosmer Angel?"
"He was a very shy man, Mr. Holmes.
He would rather walk with me in the evening than in the daylight,
for he said that he hated to be conspicuous. Very retiring and
gentlemanly he was. Even his voice was gentle. He'd had the
quinsy and swollen glands when he was young, he told me, and it
had left him with a weak throat, and a hesitating, whispering
fashion of speech. He was always well dressed, very neat and
plain, but his eyes were weak, just as mine are, and he wore
tinted glasses against the glare."
"Well, and what happened when Mr.
Windibank, your stepfather, returned to France?"
"Mr. Hosmer Angel came to the house
again and proposed hat we should marry before father came back.
He was in readful earnest and made me swear, with my hands on the
estament, that whatever happened I would always be true to im.
Mother said he was quite right to make me swear, and that it was
a sign of his passion. Mother was all in his favour from the
first and was even fonder of him than I was. Then, when they
talked of marrying within the week, I began to ask about father;
but they both said never to mind about father, but just to tell
him afterwards, and mother said she would make it all right with
him. I didn't quite like that, Mr. Holmes. It seemed funny that I
should ask his leave, as he was only a few years older than me;
but I didn't want to do anything on the sly, so l wrote to father
at Bordeaux, where the company has its French offices, but the
letter came back to me on the very morning of the wedding."
"It missed him, then?"
"Yes, sir; for he had started to
England just before it arrived."
"Ha! that was unfortunate. Your
wedding was arranged, then, for the Friday. Was it to be in
church?"
"Yes, sir, but very quietly. It was
to be at St. Saviour's, near King's Cross, and we were to have
breakfast afterwards at the St. Pancras Hotel. Hosmer came for us
in a hansom, but as there were two of us he put us both into it
and stepped himself into a four-wheeler, which happened to be the
only other cab in the street. We got to the church first, and
when the four-wheeler drove up we waited for him to step out, but
he never did, and when the cabman got down from the box and
looked there was no one there! The cabman said that he couid not
imagine what had become of him, for he had seen him get in with
his own eyes. That was last Friday, Mr. Holmes, and I have never
seen or heard anything since then to throw any light upon what
became of him."
"It seems to me that you have been
very shamefully treated," said Holmes.
"Oh, no, sir! He was too good and
kind to leave me so. Why, all the morning he was saying to me
that, whatever happened, I was to be true; and that even if
something quite unforeseen occurred to separate us, I was always
to remember that I was pledged to him, and that he would claim
his pledge sooner or later. It seemed strange talk for a
wedding-morning, but what has happened since gives a meaning to
it."
"Most certainly it does. Your own
opinion is, then, that some unforeseen catastrophe has occurred
to him?"
"Yes, sir. I believe that he foresaw
some danger, or else he would not have talked so. And then I
think that what he foresaw happened."
"But you have no notion as to what
it could have been?"
"None."
"One more question. How did your
mother take the matter?"
"She was angry, and said that I was
never to speak of the matter again."
"And your father? Did you tell
him?"
"Yes; and he seemed to think, with
me, that something had happened, and that I should hear of Hosmer
again. As he said, what interest could anyone have in bringing me
to the doors of the church, and then leaving me? Now, if he had
borrowed my money, or if he had married me and got my money
settled on him, there might be some reason, but Hosmer was very
independent about money and never would look at a shilling of
mine. And yet, what could have happened? And why could he not
write? Oh, it drives me half-mad to think of it, and I can't
sleep a wink at night." She pulled a little handkerchief out
of her muff and began to sob heavily into it.
"I shall glance into the case for
you," said Holmes, rising, "and I have no doubt that we
shall reach some definite result. Let the weight of the matter
rest upon me now, and do not let your mind dwell upon it further.
Above all, try to let Mr. Hosmer Angel vanish from your memory,
as he has done from your life."
"Then you don't think I'll see him
again?"
"l fear not."
"Then what has happened to
him?"
"You will leave that question in my
hands. I should like an accurate description of him and any
letters of his which you can spare."
"I advertised for him in last
Saturday's Chronicle," said she. "Here is the slip and
here are four letters from him."
"Thank you. And your address?"
"No. 31 Lyon Place,
Camberwell."
"Mr. Angel's address you never had,
I understand. Where is your father's place of business?"
"He travels for Westhouse &
Marbank, the great claret importers of Fenchurch Street."
"Thank you. You have made your
statement very clearly. You will leave the papers here, and
remember the advice which I have given you. Let the whole
incident be a sealed book, and do not allow it to affect your
life."
"You are very kind, Mr. Holmes, but
I cannot do that. I shall be true to Hosmer. He shall find me
ready when he comes back."
For all the preposterous hat and the
vacuous face, there was something noble in the simple faith of
our visitor which compelled our respect. She laid her little
bundle of papers upon the table and went her way, with a promise
to come again whenever she might be summoned.
Sherlock Holmes sat silent for a few
minutes with his finger-tips still pressed together, his legs
stretched out in front of him, and his gaze directed upward to
the ceiling. Then he took down from the rack the old and oily
clay pipe, which was to him as a counsellor, and, having lit it,
he leaned back in his chair, with the thick blue cloud-wreaths
spinning up from him, and a look of infinite languor in his face.
"Quite an interesting study, that
maiden," he observed. "I found her more interesting
than her little problem, which, by the way, is rather a trite
one. You will find parallel cases, if you consult my index, in
Andover in '77, and there was something of the sort at The Hague
last year. Old as is the idea, however, there were one or two
details which were new to me. But the maiden herself was most
instructive."
"You appeared to read a good deal
upon her which was quite invisible to me," I remarked.
"Not invisible but unnoticed,
Watson. You did not know where to look, and so you missed all
that was important. I can never bring you to realize the
importance of sleeves, the suggestiveness of thumb-nails, or the
great issues that may hang from a boot-lace. Now, what did you
gather from that woman's appearance? Describe it."
"Well, she had a slate-coloured,
broad-brimmed straw hat, with a feather of a brickish red. Her
jacket was black, with black beads sewn upon it, and a fringe of
little black jet ornaments. Her dress was brown, rather darker
than coffee colour, with a little purple plush at the neck and
sleeves. Her gloves were grayish and were worn through at the
right forefinger. Her boots I didn't observe. She had small
round, hanging gold earrings, and a general air of being fairly
well-to-do in a vulgar, comfortable, easy-going way."
Sherlock Holmes clapped his hands softly
together and chuckled.
" 'Pon my word, Watson, you are
coming along wonderfully. You have really done very well indeed.
It is true that you have missed everything of importance, but you
have hit upon the method, and you have a quick eye for colour.
Never trust to general impressions, my boy, but concentrate
yourself upon details. My first glance is always at a woman's
sleeve. In a man it is perhaps better first to take the knee of
the trouser. As you observe, this woman had plush upon her
sleeves, which is a most useful material for showing traces. The
double line a little above the wrist, where the typewritist
presses against the table, was beautifully defined. The
sewing-machine, of the hand type, leaves a similar mark, but only
on the left arm, and on the side of it farthest from the thumb,
instead of being right across the broadest part, as this was. I
then glanced at her face, and, observing the dint of a pince-nez
at either side of her nose, I ventured a remark upon short sight
and typewriting, which seemed to surprise her."
"It surprised me."
"But, surely, it was obvious. I was
then much surprised and interested on glancing down to observe
that, though the boots which she was wearing were not unlike each
other, they were really odd ones; the one having a slightly
decorated toe-cap, and the other a plain one. One was buttoned
only in the two lower buttons out of five, and the other at the
first, third, and fifth. Now, when you see that a young lady,
otherwise neatly dressed, has come away from home with odd boots,
half-buttoned, it is no great deduction to say that she came away
in a hurry."
"And what else?" I asked,
keenly interested, as I always was, by my friend's incisive
reasoning.
"I noted, in passing, that she had
written a note before leaving home but after being fully dressed.
You observed that her right glove was torn at the forefinger, but
you did not apparently see that both glove and finger were
stained with violet ink. She had written in a hurry and dipped
her pen too deep. It must have been this morning, or the mark
would not remain clear upon the finger. All this is amusing,
though rather elementary, but I must go back to business, Watson.
Would you mind reading me the advertised description of Mr.
Hosmer Angel?"
I held the little printed slip to the
light.
"Missing [it said] on the
morning of the fourteenth. a gentleman named Hosmer Angel.
About five feet seven inches in height; strongly built,
sallow complexion, black hair, a little bald in the centre,
bushy, black side-whiskers and moustache; tinted glasses,
slight infirmity of speech. Was dressed, when last seen, in
black frock-coat faced with silk, black waistcoat, gold
Albert chain, and gray Harris tweed trousers, with brown
gaiters over elastic-sided boots. Known to have been employed
in an office in Leadenhall Street. Anybody bringing --"
"That will do," said Holmes.
"As to the letters," he continued, glancing over them,
"they are very commonplace. Absolutely no clue in them to
Mr. Angel, save that he quotes Balzac once. There is one
remarkable point, however, which will no doubt strike you."
"They are typewritten," I
remarked.
"Not only that, but the signature is
typewritten. Look at the neat little 'Hosmer Angel' at the
bottom. There is a date, you see, but no superscription except
Leadenhall Street, which is rather vague. The point about the
signature is very suggestive -- in fact, we may call it
conclusive."
"Of what?"
"My dear fellow, is it possible you
do not see how strongly it bears upon the case?"
"I cannot say that I do unless it
were that he wished to be able to deny his signature if an action
for breach of promise were instituted."
"No, that was not the point.
However, I shall write two letters, which should settle the
matter. One is to a firm in the City, the other is to the young
lady's stepfather, Mr. Windibank, asking him whether he could
meet us here at six o'clock tomorrow evening. It is just as well
that we should do business with the male relatives. And now,
Doctor, we can do nothing until the answers to those letters
come, so we may put our little problem upon the shelf for the
interim."
I had had so many reasons to believe in
my friend's subtle powers of reasoning and extraordinary energy
in action that I felt that he must have some solid grounds for
the assured and easy demeanour with which he treated the singular
mystery which he had been called upon to fathom. Once only had I
known him to fail, in the case of the King of Bohemia and of the
Irene Adler photograph; but when I looked back to the weird
business of 'The Sign of Four', and the extraordinary
circumstances connected with 'A Study in Scarlet', I felt that it
would be a strange tangle indeed which he could not unravel.
I left him then, still puffing at his
black clay pipe, with the conviction that when I came again on
the next evening I would find that he held in his hands all the
clues which would lead up to the identity of the disappearing
bridegroom of Miss Mary Sutherland.
A professional case of great gravity was
engaging my own attention at the time, and the whole of next day
I was busy at the bedside of the sufferer. It was not until close
upon six o'clock that I found myself free and was able to spring
into a hansom and drive to Baker Street, half afraid that I might
be too late to assist at the denouement of the little mystery. I
found Sherlock Holmes alone, however, half asleep, with his long,
thin form curled up in the recesses of his armchair. A formidable
array of bottles and test-tubes, with the pungent cleanly smell
of hydrochloric acid, told me that he had spent his day in the
chemical work which was so dear to him.
"Well, have you solved it?" I
asked as I entered.
"Yes. It was the bisulphate of
baryta."
"No, no, the mystery!" I cried.
"Oh, that! I thought of the salt
that I have been working upon. There was never any mystery in the
matter, though, as I said yesterday, some of the details are of
interest. The only drawback is that there is no law, I fear, that
can touch the scoundrel."
"Who was he, then, and what was his
object in deserting Miss Sutherland?"
The question was hardly out of my mouth,
and Holmes had not yet opened his lips to reply, when we heard a
heavy footfall in the passage and a tap at the door.
"This is the girl's stepfather, Mr.
James Windibank," said Holmes. "He has written to me to
say that he would be here at six. Come in!"
The man who entered was a sturdy,
middle-sized fellow, some thirty years of age, clean-shaven, and
sallow-skinned, with a bland, insinuating manner, and a pair of
wonderfully sharp and penetrating gray eyes. He shot a
questioning glance at each of us, placed his shiny top-hat upon
the sideboard, and with a slight bow sidled down into the nearest
chair.
"Good-evening, Mr. James
Windibank," said Holmes. "I think that this typewritten
letter is from you, in which you made an appointment with me for
six o'clock?"
"Yes, sir. I am afraid that I am a
little late, but I am not quite my own master, you know. I am
sorry that Miss Sutherland has troubled you about this little
matter, for I think it is far better not to wash linen of the
sort in public. It was quite against my wishes that she came, but
she is a very excitable, impulsive girl, as you may have noticed,
and she is not easily controlled when she has made up her mind on
a point. Of course, I did not mind you so much, as you are not
connected with the official police, but it is not pleasant to
have a family misfortune like this noised abroad. Besides, it is
a useless expense, for how could you possibly find this Hosmer
Angel?"
"On the contrary," said Holmes
quietly; "I have every reason to believe that I will succeed
in discovering Mr. Hosmer Angel."
Mr. Windibank gave a violent start and
dropped his gloves. "I am delighted to hear it," he
said.
"It is a curious thing,"
remarked Holmes, "that a typewriter has really quite as much
individuality as a man's handwriting. Unless they are quite new,
no two of them write exactly alike. Some letters get more worn
than others, and some wear only on one side. Now, you remark in
this note of yours, Mr. Windibank, that in every case there is
some little slurring over of the 'e,' anda slight defect
in the tail of the 'r.' There are fourteen other
characteristics, but those are the more obvious."
"We do all our correspondence with
this machine at the office, and no doubt it is a little
worn," our visitor answered, glancing keenly at Holmes with
his bright little eyes.
"And now I will show you what is
really a very interesting study, Mr. Windibank," Holmes
continued. "I think of writing another little monograph some
of these days on the typewriter and its relation to crime. It is
a subject to which I have devoted some little attention. I have
here four letters which purport to come from the missing man.
They are all typewritten. In each case, not only are the 'e's'
slurred and the 'r's' tailless, but you will observe, if
you care to use my magnifying lens, that the fourteen other
characteristics to which I have alluded are there as well."
Mr. Windibank sprang out of his chair and
picked up his hat. "I cannot waste time over this sort of
fantastic talk, Mr. Holmes," he said. "If you can catch
the man, catch him, and let me know when you have done it."
"Certainly," said Holmes,
stepping over and turning the key in the door. "I let you
know, then, that I have caught him!"
"What! where?" shouted Mr.
Windibank, turning white to his lips and glancing about him like
a rat in a trap.
"Oh, it won't do -- really it
won't," said Holmes suavely. "There is no possible
getting out of it, Mr. Windibank. It is quite too transparent,
and it was a very bad compliment when you said that it was
impossible for me to solve so simple a question. That's right!
Sit down and let us talk it over."
Our visitor collapsed into a chair, with
a ghastly face and a glitter of moisture on his brow. "It --
it's not actionable," he stammered.
"I am very much afraid that it is
not. But between ourselves, Windibank, it was as cruel and
selfish and heartless a trick in a petty way as ever came before
me. Now, let me just run over the course of events, and you will
contradict me if I go wrong."
The man sat huddled up in his chair, with
his head sunk upon his breast, like one who is utterly crushed.
Holmes stuck his feet up on the corner of the mantelpiece and,
leaning back with his hands in his pockets, began talking, rather
to himself, as it seemed, than to us.
"The man married a woman very much
older than himself for her money," said he, "and he
enjoyed the use of the money of the daughter as long as she lived
with them. It was a considerable sum, for people in their
position, and the loss of it would have made a serious
difference. It was worth an effort to pre- serve it. The daughter
was of a good, amiable disposition, but affectionate and
warm-hearted in her ways. so that it was evident that with her
fair personal advantages, and her little income, she would not be
allowed to remain single long. Now her marriage would mean, of
course, the loss of a hundred a year, so what does her stepfather
do to prevent it? He takes the obvious course of keeping her at
home and forbidding her to seek the company of people of her own
age. But soon he found that that would not answer forever. She
became restive, insisted upon her rights, and finally announced
her positive intention of going to a certain ball. What does her
clever stepfather do then? He conceives an idea more creditable
to his head than to his heart. With the connivance and assistance
of his wife he disguised himself, covered those keen eyes with
tinted glasses, masked the face with a moustache and a pair of
bushy whiskers, sunk that clear voice into an insinuating
whisper, and doubly secure on account of the girl's short sight,
he appears as Mr. Hosmer Angel, and keeps off other lovers by
making love himself."
"It was only a joke at first,"
groaned our visitor. "We never thought that she would have
been so carried away."
"Very likely not. However that may
be, the young lady was very decidedly carried away, and, having
quite made up her mind that her stepfather was in France, the
suspicion of treachery never for an instant entered her mind. She
was flattered by the gentleman's attentions, and the effect was
increased by the loudly expressed admiration of her mother. Then
Mr. Angel began to call, for it was obvious that the matter
should be pushed as far as it would go if a real effect were to
be produced. There were meetings, and an engagement, which would
finally secure the girl's affections from turning towards anyone
else. But the deception could not be kept up forever. These
pretended journeys to France were rather cumbrous. The thing to
do was clearly to bring the business to an end in such a dramatic
manner that it would leave a permanent impression upon the young
lady's mind and prevent her from looking upon any other suitor
for some time to come. Hence those vows of fidelity exacted upon
a Testament, and hence also the allusions to a possibility of
something happening on the very morning of the wedding. James
Windibank wished Miss Sutherland to be so bound to Hosmer Angel,
and so uncertain as to his fate, that for ten years to come, at
any rate, she would not listen to another man. As far as the
church door he brought her, and then, as he could go no farther,
he conveniently vanished away by the old trick of stepping in at
one door of a four-wheeler and out at the other. I think that was
the chain of events, Mr. Windibank!"
Our visitor had recovered something of
his assurance while Holmes had been talking, and he rose from his
chair now with a cold sneer upon his pale face.
"It may be so, or it may not. Mr.
Holmes," said he. "but if you are so very sharp you
ought to be sharp enough to know that it is you who are breaking
the law now, and not me. I have done nothing actionable from the
first, but as long as you keep that door locked you lay yourself
open to an action for assault and illegal constraint."
"The law cannot, as you say, touch
you," said Holmes, unlocking and throwing open the door,
"yet there never was a man who deserved punishment more. If
the young lady has a brother or a friend, he ought to lay a whip
across your shoulders. By Jove!" he continued, flushing up
at the sight of the bitter sneer upon the man's face, "it is
not part of my duties to my client, but here's a hunting crop
handy, and I think I shall just treat myself to --" He took
two swift steps to the whip, but before he could grasp it there
was a wild clatter of steps upon the stairs, the heavy hall door
banged, and from the window we could see Mr. James Windibank
running at the top of his speed down the road.
"There's a cold-blooded
scoundrel!" said Holmes, laughing, as he threw himself down
into his chair once more. "That fellow will rise from crime
to crime until he does something very bad, and ends on a gallows.
The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of
interest."
"I cannot now entirely see all the
steps of your reasoning," I remarked.
"Well, of course it was obvious from
the first that this Mr. Hosmer Angel must have some strong object
for his curious conduct, and it was equally clear that the only
man who really profited by the incident, as far as we could see,
was the step-father. Then the fact that the two men were never
together, but that the one always appeared when the other was
away, was suggestive. So were the tinted spectacles and the
curious voice, which both hinted at a disguise, as did the bushy
whiskers. My suspicions were all confirmed by his peculiar action
in typewriting his signature, which, of course, inferred that his
handwriting was so familiar to her that she would recognize even
the smallest sample of it. You see all these isolated facts,
together with many minor ones, all pointed in the same
direction."
"And how did you verify them?"
"Having once spotted my man, it was
easy to get corroboration. I knew the firm for which this man
worked. Having taken the printed description. I eliminated
everything from it which could be the result of a disguise -- the
whiskers, the glasses, the voice, and I sent it to the firm, with
a request that they would inform me whether it answered to the
description of any of their travellers. I had already noticed the
peculiarities of the typewriter, and I wrote to the man himself
at his business address asking him if he would come here. As I
expected, his reply was typewritten and revealed the same trivial
but characteristic defects. The same post brought me a letter
from Westhouse & Marbank, of Fenchurch Street, to say that
the description tallied in every respect with that of their
employee, James Windibank. Voila tout!"
"And Miss Sutherland?"
"If I tell her she will not believe
me. You may remember the old Persian saying, 'There is danger for
him who taketh the tiger cub, and danger also for whoso snatches
a delusion from a woman.' There is as much sense in Hafiz as in
Horace, and as much knowledge of the world."